You may not know Ms. Chancy, she is a new teacher at Ballard. Ms. Chancy is in her first year at Ballard High School, and she says it's "going well." She is a trans teacher here at Ballard, and she is...
While Mrs. Tami Marion is an accounting teacher at Ballard High School, there’s likely a lot that you don’t know about her. One interesting detail that is specific to her profession is that she originally...
Kasie Jackson is the assistant principal at Ballard High School. She is very joyful and proud about her experience at Ballard. Jackson shares her thoughts about how her personal experiences at the school...
It is with mixed emotions that we announce the passing of Sagging Pants, aged 30-ish, who hung on much longer than anyone anticipated. Sagging Pants first fell into our lives in the 1990s, making a low...
With a heavy heart, I am sad to announce that Benjamin “Flipping” Bottle has unexpectedly passed away on January 16th, 2020. At first, Mr. Bottle came to us unable to flip, let alone move by itself....
As of just last night, October 13th of 2024, Sparkling “Liquid Death” Water unexpectedly passed away. They were accompanied by friends and family, such as Sparkling Ice, La Croix, and Saratoga during...
The legendary skinny jeans died in 2017 and they went up with the lord . They were put to rest after they unexpectedly died from a long term illness.
Skinny jeans were originally born in the 1950s...
On October 31st 2024, 2016 makeup sadly transcended to a better place at its home in Los Angeles. This makeup was most known for a full face of foundation, dramatic eyebrows, false lashes, dramatic eye...
It is with great relief that we announce the passing of Concealer Lips, a beauty trend that lived briefly but dramatically, from 2006 to 2012. Concealer Lips, known for making people look like they had...
Beige Moms passed away on October 31st, in their colorless homes that are just filled with a bunch of tan, beige, and white…everything! After a long battle of people telling them that their kids find...
The delicious fruit, formerly known as ¨The Best Fruit in the World¨, Watermelon (Citrullus lanatus) has unfortunately passed away.
Beloved Watermelon has been found dead in the fruit salad, prime...
A devastating and nostalgic death occurred last night. At around 9;30 Monday night Tie Dye was found in his own home, doctors said the cause of death was unexpected illness. If you don't know who Tie Dye...
