With a heavy heart, I am sad to announce that Benjamin “Flipping” Bottle has unexpectedly passed away on January 16th, 2020. At first, Mr. Bottle came to us unable to flip, let alone move by itself. It turns out that he just needed a helping hand.
In 2016, he took the world by storm and learned how to flip on its own. Now he was rather a late bloomer, first gaining his stardom at the ripe old age of 69. But that’s ok because at least he was able to impact millions of kids, and become a lucrative childhood memory to many Gen Z and Gen Alpha babies while he was with us. Mr. Bottle isn’t known to have a specific birthplace, rather he’s known to be born nationwide around the year 1947. We don’t really know a whole lot about the Bottle family as a whole, nor Benjamin as a person. But one thing we do know for sure is that he loves his acrobatics.
Benjamin is survived by his wife, Dasani, and his kids Aquafina, Fiji, Evian, and Benjamin (Smart) Bottle Jr.. His siblings also include his brother Nestle and his sister Sierra. Mr. Bottles funeral is set to take place on February 14th, 2020 in Queens, New York. The funeral date is set to take place on Valentine’s Day to represent the love and joy that Flipping Bottles had brought us, and it’ll be in Queens to signify his birthplace, the Smart Water headquarters. No specific details have been given to us yet in regards to times, or whether it’s an open bottle or not.
