RIP Cargo Sweatpants

Rest in peace Cargo Sweatpants. Cargo Sweatpants died because of a long term illness.  Cargo Sweatpants were born in 2020, in the town called Shien. They went to school on most online shopping platforms all across the globe. After graduating, they went on to be a part of most peoples wardrobes by then. And finally, cargo sweatpants ended in its retirement at the senior living home, the Goodwill, enjoying its time participating in “groutfits.” Cargo sweatpants are in a better place now. In their freetime, cargo sweatpants loved seeing the colors and shades, and different prices  it could be. They are remembered by their children joggers and jeggings, and its wife the late whitewash jeans. It is important to note, that Cargo Sweatpants went well with boots and high top sneakers, as well as converse, but in today’s society and fashion sense, cargo sweatpants never made the cut. They don’t go well with uggs, and black cargo sweatpants don’t add much to a person’s outfits. Thus, cargo sweatpants passed away in the early months of 2024. If you wish to help Cargo sweatpants and their family, you can do so by boycotting its least favorite brand, Shien. Funeral and visitation arrangements are still being made.